9 July 2006

How to lose 10kg in 10 minutes

James went to weigh himself on the scales and saw that he weighed 56kg. He came in and told us, "I weigh 56 pounds!) (he meant kilograms)
Eric (older by two years) weighed himself and found he weighed only 46 kg.
Lana said, "James, you have your vest on. Take it off and try again."
He then came back in saying, "I'm 46 pounds!"
His jacket - and all its contents of two pocket knives, fake bullet his friend gave to him, pliers, and other boy stuff - weighs about 10 kg.
So if you want to weigh less, take off that jacket.

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