Maid Marion and her War Cow

War Horse, War Cow. No difference to me! Giddy up!Rose is currently enjoying herself playing with a Papo Maid Marion mounted on a fine War Cow.

This led to a number of comments by her dad:
Maid Marion shouts her war cry, "Mooove", striking her opponents udderly afraid, stuck on the horns of a dilemma, not knowing which way to turn.
"I'm milking this for all this is worth, no bull"

"Daaaaad!" responded the children.
Luckily for me, now they have started watching Shakespeare's plays, they know puns go back at least 400 years.